ANOTHER MAN OF STEEL TRAILER: THIS LOOKS BETTER AND FUCKING BETTER

14 June can’t come soon enough.

FRONT X MEL CLARKE X DJS EAR ON & CHEWE = SLAM DUNK HATFIELD PARTY MAYHEM

SLAM DUNK IS ALMOST HERE! We love Slammy D and all the pissed half-memories it brings, but sometimes the party ends too early doesn’t it? Well it’s a good fucking job we’re keeping the FRONT X Sin Star stage open until 3am! FRONT’s own Mellisa Clarke will be DJing as will our mates Ear On and DJ CheWe who will bring the party straight into your sweaty drunken face. From Limp Bizkit to Nero, Andrew W.K. to Taylor Swift (probably) – we’re going to be dancing like twats all night.

PLEASE NOTE THE PARTY IS AT THE HATFIELD DATE ONLY.

Get your tickets for Hatfield HERE. Party on, Wayne!

FRONT REVIEWS THE PURGE

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Imagine if all crime was legal for one day of the year (murder, downloading music, everything) – it would be fucking shit wouldn’t it? Well that’s the premise of The Purge, and it turns out it is shit. Not the film, the day. Basically, the movie is set in the near future, where America has decided that in order to stop crime, they need to allow everyone a ‘purge’ once a year to get all the anger out of their system, thereby eliminating the need to break the law the rest of the time. As a result of this day, crime is virtually non-existent.

PLEASE IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS IS A HOT-BED OF IMPROBABLE BULLSHIT.

Once you’ve got this through your head, there’s a lot to enjoy in The Purge. It follows a nice, rich suburban family on the day of the purge, as they lock themselves in their high-security home and wait out the night whilst chaos reigns outside. We’ve got our father figure (Ethan Hawke – badass), our pacifist mother (Lena Headey – HOT) and two bratty kids that completely ruin everything and cause a huge, gigantic, dense, corn-filled chod to enter the shit-splicing blades of a fan at the speed of light and coat the entire world in steaming dung. FUCKING KIDS.

Check it out… »

EVERY RUNNING GAG FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

In anticipation of Arrested Development’s long awaited return on Netflix, The National Public Radio have mapped out and articulated all of the running gags from the show, which is LOADS.

You can check out/lose your mind to the entire thing HERE.

WIN THE ULTIMATE METALFEST EXPERIENCE

No-one does metal like the Germans. Any music festival you go to in the world you know the Germans will be out-drinking, out-partying and generally out-metalling you and your sissy mates. So why not go in at the deep end this summer and head over to Loreley in Germany for Metalfest? The weekend, 20-22 June, is being headlined by the mighty SLAYEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR, as well as featuring killer performances from Children Of Bodom, Down, Testament, Kvelertak and Soulfly to name a few. And we’re giving the chance for you and a mate to go over their with your travel paid for, a free t-shirt and a free CD. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

To enter, answer the piece-of-piss question below:

ROSIE’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

It’s like when you’re looking for your sunglasses, but they’re on your head. Only in this case, replace ‘sunglasses’ with ‘knickers’ and ‘head’ with ‘ankles’.

Check out more of Rosie HERE and a mind-popping gallery with Holly Peers HERE.

NEW TUNES TUESDAY: TRIGGER EFFECT – WHAT’S LEFT TO ELIMINATE?

The intense punk ‘n’ rollers Trigger Effect are dropping their new album What’s Left To Eliminate? on 27 May. It’s their first proper release in the UK and it’s fucking wicked! It’s like The Bronx slapping around Fucked Up for musical kicks. You’ll love it.

They’re on tour next month and you should probably go. We’ll be there and we’re always right.

Sat 8 June: Fighting Cocks, Kingston
Sun 9 June: Cavern, Exeter
Mon 10 June: Beercart Arms, Canterbury
Tues 11 June: Bar Bloc, Glasgow (free entry show)
Weds 12 June: Old Blue Last, London (free entry show)
Thurs 13 June: Joiners, Southampton
Fri 14 June: Crauford Arms, Milton Keynes
Sat 15 June: Wheatsheaf, Oxford

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE GET ANIMATED WITH …LIKE CLOCKWORK

Never one to do things by the book, Josh Homme and co. have stopped releasing straight-forward music videos to tease their upcoming album, instead they’ve created this bonkers 15 minute animation with snippets of the new record entwined.

…Like Clockwork is out 3 June.