Hope you all had a good Christmas! I did! I ate so many pigs in blankets THAT THE FARMER GOT ANGRY AND I RAN OUT OF BLANKETS.
Christmas joke there for you. Don’t laugh too hard. Anyway, onto the review:
I dunno about you, but I thought that Grindhouse was 50% good – Planet Terror was fucking GREAT and Death Proof was fucking SHIT. Actually, you know what, I’m gonna have to change my mind here – let’s say it was 55% good, because those fake trailers were fucking GREAT, too. Particularly Machete, which was clearly the best one. Obviously, everyone else liked it the best too, and so the powers that be (Robert Rodriguez) decided that they were gonna make a full-blown movie version of it. WHAT A GREAT FUCKING IDEA EVERYONE. Check it out… »