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Hope you all had a good Christmas! I did! I ate so many pigs in blankets THAT THE FARMER GOT ANGRY AND I RAN OUT OF BLANKETS.

Christmas joke there for you. Don’t laugh too hard. Anyway, onto the review:

I dunno about you, but I thought that Grindhouse was 50% good – Planet Terror was fucking GREAT and Death Proof was fucking SHIT. Actually, you know what, I’m gonna have to change my mind here – let’s say it was 55% good, because those fake trailers were fucking GREAT, too. Particularly Machete, which was clearly the best one. Obviously, everyone else liked it the best too, and so the powers that be (Robert Rodriguez) decided that they were gonna make a full-blown movie version of it. WHAT A GREAT FUCKING IDEA EVERYONE. Check it out… »

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HAVE A BOXING DAY THROWBACK TO FRONT 175

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Fucking hell… Christmas got out of hand didn’t it? Well we’re here to help you recover by throwing you back to FRONT 175 in one of those Throwback Thursday dealies. If you didn’t pick up the issue at the time (AND WHY NOT?!) you can buy it here and see for yourself just how sick this issue is. Seriously, there’s Sabine, Jess Davies, Von, Arabella and Lass – as well as features with All Time Low, Turbonegro and Wiley. It’s a right ol’ stormer of an issue so give it a read, yeah? GO NOW!

CHECK OUT THE FRONT 175 GALLERY BELOW Check it out… »

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FRONT’S RADVENT CALENDAR #25: MEL CLARKE

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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! If you’re reading this on Christmas Day then you’ve made the right decision of ignoring your drunken nan and reading the best website in the world. As a thank you here’s a special Christmas gallery from the Queen Of Alt Girls – Mel Clarke! You didn’t think we’d sack off the last day of Radvent did you? There’s been so much sexiness going on all month we can’t list it all, so head over HERE and remind yourself just how amazing Radvent has been.

CHECK OUT THE MEL CLARKE GALLERY BELOW Check it out… »

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FRONT’S RADVENT CALENDAR #24: MELLISA CLARKE IN VIDEO FORM

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“It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents” say the guys in Blink 182 and we have to agree. We would have wrapped them all and bunged them under the tree before cracking open the Buck’s Fizz… if we hadn’t been mesmerised by this video of Mellisa Clarke from FRONT 189. We’ve had two other videos from the incredible FRONT 189 cover star that you can watch HERE and HERE. We’re too good to you lot, but fuck it – it’s Christmas. Have a messy one.

Pick up FRONT 189 HERE or download it HERE.

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FRONT’S RADVENT CALENDAR #23: RACH NOTONIX

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As the biggest pricks in the world will tell you, today is Christmas Eve Eve – THAT ISN’T A THING AND IT NEVER WILL BE. Today is actually Day 23 in FRONT’s Radvent gallery and that’s way more exciting than “Oh look it’s two days before Christmas!”. Don’t believe us? Have a look at this festive gallery from the eyeboggling Rach Notonix and you’ll probably forget what Christmas is! But if that’s not enough for ya, check out the latest Radvent galleries from Abbie Mac, Emma Summer, Chelsea, Keshia, Nancy, Pinkzilla, Jo Evans and Gemma Stafford.

CHECK OUT THE FULL RACH NOTONIX GALLERY BELOW Check it out… »

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THE SIMPSONS X MOLESKINE NOTEBOOKS

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YUS! What’s better than a notebook? A fucking Simpsons themed notebook, that’s what! Moleskine are to release a collection of notebooks themed around the yellow bastards.

At the moment pictures of only Homer and Bart themed books have been released, so who knows who else is gonna get one (PLEASE BE A MOE BOOK!). Included in the books are Simpsons stickers and what look like temporary tattoos – cowabunga dude!

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FRONT’S RADVENT CALENDAR #22: LAUREN WALLPAPERS

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Just when you thought it was safe to look at your screen again without drowning in a sea of sexy, we’re bringing you these Lauren wallpapers from FRONT 189. If you’re like us and are madly in love with Lauren then you’re gonna want to download these digital badboys to your laptop, iPad and iPhone straight away. We’ve already pasted it over our TV screen so we never have to watch anything unsexy ever again. Download them below now!

Pick up your copy of FRONT 189 HERE or download it HERE.

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FRONT’S RADVENT CALENDAR #21: ALT GIRL MADNESS

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It’s the Saturday before Christmas, so that means it’s the last time to get properly wrecked before you have to spend time with your family. But we’re guessing you’re already hungover from last night so why not lessen the hangover with the sexiest and altiest gallery you’ve seen this week in this celebration of Alt Girl awesomeness! Have a look at the gallery below featuring Lauren Fernandez, Mel Clarke, Keshia, Emily Johnston, Emma Williamson, Jess Weekley, Lass, Ally Tindsley, Rebecca Crow and Anastacia.

If you think this is good, pick up FRONT 189 (magazine HERE or download HERE) for a very special feature starring LOADS of your favourite Alt Girls from around the world. It’s pretty fucking amazing.

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