Quentin Tarantino is good, but he is also sometimes shit (Kill Bill 2, Death Proof). Luckily, today he is good, because we are talking about Django Unchained which is FUCKING GREAT. It’s violent, sweary, effortlessly cool and Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz are both mega-sodding-wicked. Also, everybody is wearing peng-arse clothes – I mean, after I saw this, I immediately went out and bought a load of frilly collars and jackets with loads of shoulder decoration. I only dressed like that for a week though, because all the guys at the UFC were laughing at me.
At least they did until I knocked them out with my thick flowery sleeves anyway.
If you don’t know, Django Unchained is about this bounty hunter who treks across the Old West with a free slave called Django, in order to find Django’s wife, who is being held captive by this ultra-dick played by Leonardo DiCaprio. But obviously, along the way they merk a bunch of mandem because they’re bounty hunters aren’t they, idiot? They do this very well indeed, by being really cool and looking cool and just being well cool. Like me. I think Tarantino based the characters on me to be honest. Although for some reason he seems to have left out any scenes where they eat a Peperami – I fucking do that every day. Fingers crossed for the sequel innit. Check it out… »