Magic Oval Crotch? What the fuck is that? All three words make sense on their own, but together it’s all a bit fucking wacky. What’s wrong with just knickers? More vintage bintage in antique pantiques here, y’all.
Via our feminist friends at Jezebel

…Particularly this very, very pretty girl in the new promo video from style bad-asses Babycakes. She will marry us – she doesn’t know it yet, but she will. Add evil cackle after this for full creepiness.

See more of – or, more precisely, all of – Eden at Digital Desire (NSFW numbnuts)

Christ knows how much it cost to make, mind.

Whoever draws the short straw gets to be Ringo ‘on The Cuntdown’ Starr.

Do you remember the amazing ‘shredding’ videos that were all over the place about a year ago? Behold ‘X Are Shit’, the new hotness. Supposedly the unmastered, unmixed versions of superstar performances, these are built of awesome. Check out YouTube user dryadssaddle‘s videos for more shit amazingosity including Metallica, Lily Allen, U2, Amy WInehouse and the cast of EastEnders. God, the internet’s fun.

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