You asked, we listened and made you a bloody Hannah Martin wallpaper. Happy now? we’re looking in your direction “fTenFour”, you demanding bastard.

Word on the street is that Reading Festival may be a little soggy this weekend. We feel sorry for all the people that are lucky enough to be going. So sorry, in fact, that we’ll be imagining them all looking like the dude pictured. Enjoy!

Picture nicked off here.

Okay, it turns out Stay-Puft marshmallows aren’t actually a real product, which we completely didn’t know. In fact, we’re reasonably sure we’ve probably dickishly asserted their realness in the past while showing off watching Ghostbusters in the hope people would bow to our superior knowledge and maybe touch our genitals.
They’re real now, though, although a teensy bit entirely fucking expensive. Buy ‘em here.

[as seen on the excellent Bleeding Cool]

See more, including an ace WALL-E/Where’s Wally? one, over here (although it’s surrounded by dirty Frenchness).

He hates you, though.

[nicked off of Three Frames]

According to this, Nike have applied for a patent for what are pretty much power laces. YES.

Seriously, look at it! We were just enjoying some delicious salt and vinegar snacks in the office when we stumbled upon this bastard. Somewhere in the world right now, crisp-bumming prat Gary Lineker is probably creaming his pants.

Can you beat this? Send your giant foodstuffs to front@frontarmy.co.uk and prove it.