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THE LEGO MOVIE HAS NO RIGHT TO LOOK THIS FUCKING GOOD


Behold the plasticky magnificence of Behind The Bricks, a making-of documentary with a difference (the difference being, it’s fake). Making a movie about LEGO should have been the worst move ever – a lazy, cynical cash-in that made no sense. But somehow it’s ended up looking like goddamn loads of fun. The old-school astronaut is clearly the best. Damn it, LEGO’s the tits. The movie’s out on Valentine’s Day for some reason.

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LUKE’S ALPHABET TOUR: N – NECK DEEP

Yes, alright I know, I’ve fucked it. This Alphabet Tour should have been finished by the end of 2013 but FUCKING HELL IT GETS HARD. In summertime nobody tours cos it’s festival season and at the end of the year no-one tours cos they’re bloody knackered and/or are making a new album. But after a long meeting involving a blunt knife, some tweezers and a packet of Chewits I’ve been given until 5 June as that would mark exactly one year from the A gig. I’ve got to step this shit up, and I’m starting with…

Who: Neck Deep
When: 13 January, 2014
Where: The Barfly, London
Beer: £4.20 for a Heineken
Average age: 17
Cost of a t-shirt: £10
Best bit: The overwhelming energy.
Worst bit: Fuck me, it gets warm.

I’ve been a fan of Neck Deep for a while, back when I first saw the artwork for A History Of Bad Decisions, and when the news finally broke of a proper full-length I was pretty fucking excited I can tell you. So I listened to it. Twice. Then again. Then again through better speakers. And it’s right ol’ rager of a pop-punk record from the Wrexham dudes. So I went along to the album launch night at the Barfly to see if it could hold up. Check it out… »

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ALWAYS REMEMBER TO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK…

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BRING ME THE HORIZON ARE HEADLINING WEMBLEY

Holy fucking shit. After ending their last UK tour with two sold-out headline shows at Brixton Academy, the Steel City noisemongers are coming back to London and headlining the Wembley bloody Arena. This massive for both fans of Bring Me The Horizon and metal fans in general – British metal is stepping it the fuck up with these guys leading the charge. We’ll see you there.

Tickets go on sale 9am Friday HERE.

Check out our interview with Oli Sykes – complete with leopard – over HERE.

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WITNESS THE LARGEST FART IN HISTORY

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HERE’S THREE HOURS OF NINTENDO START SCREENS

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SATURDAY SOFA CINEMA: FREE WILLY

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You know what you haven’t done for a while? Had a good old cry over a big water-based mammal. Have you? Or maybe you have – to be honest, it’s not our place to say what you have or haven’t done, maybe you saw Blackfish or something, that’ll make you cry. Either way, what are your thoughts on having another one? We’re only saying this because Free Willy is on today and IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY LIKE A LITTLE WEEPING PUS SOCKET.

Why? Because it is a film about an animal and therefore you shall cry at it – that’s how this shit works. Nobody cares if a human gets his guts ripped out and his head thrown into the sun in a movie, but if a dog has to get put down, cry-stations at the ready. Even if the animal doesn’t die, chances are there’ll be a scene of it looking deep into your soul with glistening eyes – now’s your cue to bawl like a lost infant.

In case you’ve been living inside some unopened flat-pack furniture for your whole life, Free Willy is about this kid who makes friends with a whale called Willy and decides that he wants to set it free. HENCE ‘FREE’ ‘WILLY’. He wants to free his willy. It’s a really nice film and actually, to be honest it’s probably a bit heavy going for a hangover – we’re steering clear, we cried enough last night. Fucking bouncers, they wouldn’t even let us go back in and get the head of our giant chicken costume. Ruined our lives.

Anyway, it’s on ITV2 at 12.15pm.

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TEN SEXY GIRLS… WHO LIKE SPORTS MORE THAN YOU

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Admit it, you’re lazy. You say you go to the gym but really it’s a few sit-ups when you can be arsed and when the bigger boys aren’t watching. It’s much safer to just sit at home and say you once had a trial for Oldham without anyone actually checking and you still look like the sportiest of spices. But we know you’re a liar, which is why we’re going to convince you to sort your bloody life out with this gallery of FRONT girls who are into sports more than you. Have a gander at the gallery after the jump featuring Alysha NettRosie Jones, Mel Clarke, Arabella, Claudia, Natalie, Holly Peers and Lacey Banghard.

CHECK OUT THE FULL GALLERY BELOW Check it out… »

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