We definitely did not take a drink last night.

The brand-new Retreat T-shirt design has landed and, as always, it’s pretty fucking tasty. It cometh on black and white tees on a tremendously limited run of 50, so act fast and buy it HERE.

Sacramento punks Trash Talk are throwing a mini-gig this Wednesday 25 August as part of a spesh photo-shoot they’re doing with us. We’d love you to be there.

Come along if you dig Trash Talk, can get to East London for Wednesday lunchtime, want some free boozies, and are up for having a bit of a laugh. Oh, you might even end up getting your mug in the magazine, too.

Check out more details at the Facebook group that’s been set up for it, and hopefully see you Wednesday!

What’s this, you say? Why, it’s the fresh faces of hip-hop, Chiddy Bang, in a decorative wallpaper format. Help yourself.

Check out their six-page Style feature and interview in the latest issue of FRONT.

We tried telling the breathtakingly amazing Holly Peers that she had to put the letters on the board, but she insisted on sticking them on her boobs. Fuck it, who are we to complain? Scrabble’s shit anyway.

Want more Holly? Sure you do. Check her out in the current issue of FRONT in all her sexy glory. Buy it here.

This is from a Swedish film, so we have no idea what’s going on. Looks like a lot o’ fun, though.

Fun fact: The camera Amy Lewis is using possesses magic powers, and makes peoples clothes dissolve after photographing them.