Hands up all those who’ve already bought the latest issue of FRONT. Well done, we’re really proud of you. Nice things are going to happen to you today.
The rest of you lot, if these reasons don’t get your juices flowing, then go see a doctor – there’s something wrong with you.
FRONT’S FITTEST FRESHERS
If that monumental hangover is keeping you from heading to uni, then take a look at what you’re missing out on. FRONT’s found you the six sexiest students ever, spread over a monumental 20 pages. Best get studying, numbnuts.
INTERVIEWS WITH MASSIVE NAMES
We don’t mean we’ve been chatting to people with insanely long names, like Dr Linda Papadopoulos, that pretty psychologist off the telly. We mean kick-ass famous people like Travie McCoy, Zakk Wylde, New Found Glory and Danny Trejo all grace the inside of your favourite mag. Never in the history of the world has there been a better celeb line-up. Not even at David Dickinson’s 90th birthday party.
SPOT YOURSELF IN OUR FESTIVAL COVERAGE
We ventured into the sweaty festival pits of both Hevy and Bloodstock to snap the gnarly faces of people just like you. Are you the dude on top of the human pyramid? Did you have tin foil on your noggin, looking like a superb tit? There’s a butt-load more to have a look at so have a peep, like.
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