FRONT Magazine

AMAZING SUPERHERO PUNISHMENT

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You may remember, from aaaaall the way back in issue 146, the punishment we dealt out to FRONT reprobates Sam and Adam for being ridiculously late for work. They’ve both been really early every morning since, and as a WELL DONE, we thought it kind to remind them of their failings.

Oh, and if you wanna get your hands on one of these bad-ass costumes, head over to Fancy Dress Outfitters.

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THREE REASONS TO BUY THE NEW ISSUE

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Hands up all those who’ve already bought the latest issue of FRONT. Well done, we’re really proud of you. Nice things are going to happen to you today.

The rest of you lot, if these reasons don’t get your juices flowing, then go see a doctor – there’s something wrong with you.

FRONT’S FITTEST FRESHERS
If that monumental hangover is keeping you from heading to uni, then take a look at what you’re missing out on. FRONT’s found you the six sexiest students ever, spread over a monumental 20 pages. Best get studying, numbnuts.

INTERVIEWS WITH MASSIVE NAMES
We don’t mean we’ve been chatting to people with insanely long names, like Dr Linda Papadopoulos, that pretty psychologist off the telly. We mean kick-ass famous people like Travie McCoy, Zakk Wylde, New Found Glory and Danny Trejo all grace the inside of your favourite mag. Never in the history of the world has there been a better celeb line-up. Not even at David Dickinson’s 90th birthday party.

SPOT YOURSELF IN OUR FESTIVAL COVERAGE
We ventured into the sweaty festival pits of both Hevy and Bloodstock to snap the gnarly faces of people just like you. Are you the dude on top of the human pyramid? Did you have tin foil on your noggin, looking like a superb tit? There’s a butt-load more to have a look at so have a peep, like.

Can’t be assed to leave your sofa? Fear not. Click here to get a copy sent to your door. We’re nice like that.

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DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK….

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ROSY CHERRINGTON’S AWKWARD SOFA POSE

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SHOW US YO’ INK: FELIX RUSSELL-SAW

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NAME: Felix Russell-Saw
AGE: 19
WHO DUNNIT: New Skool Tattoo, Epsom
HOW LONG: 2 and a half hours
COST: £150
PAIN RATING: “Four out of five. I’m a real wetbag.”
WHAT DID YOUR NAN SAY: “Oh, that’s nice dear.”

Keep sending in your tattoos to front@frontarmy.com with a headshot and answers to all the above questions, like.

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Bedroom frolicks with the fittest of freshers

Holy potato cakes! Anyone who’s been clever enough to enjoy issue 147‘s fittest freshers will have their balls blown by this here video. Click play to enter a new level of sexiness, you lucky, lucky bastards.

Music all the way from Hold Your Horse Is.

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KEN BLOCK: FRONT’S DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

Extreme sports master and creator of DC shoes, Ken Block, has just dropped his latest offering of plain insane driving skillz called Gymkhana Three. It’s a bit bloody amazing, so settle down, have a cuppa and watch your jaw hit the flaw.

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FOUR BOOB SALUTE

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