Name: Alex Whiley
Who dunnit: Steve at Jayne Doe, Hornchurch.
How long: “Seven or eight hours.”
What did your nan say? “It’s not so much what she said, more the cutting way she looked at me.”
Pain Rating: “At the time about a four, but after getting my ribs done, about a three.”
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