Halloween isn’t just about dressing up like a crazy person, as Puma have proved with these limited edition spooks for your feet. You’ll have to do some hunting to find them, but you’re sure to look better in them than you would by draping a white bed sheet over your head in an attempt to be a ghost.
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Name: Elizabeth Trump
Age: 19
From: London
Myspace: myspace.com/eliiza
Favourite Tattoo: “The little anchor I have on my ring finger.”
Perfect Night Out: “Dancing, drinking and kissing cute boys.”
This is our new workie Ollie, on the toilet asleep and totally stark bollock naked. One thing is certain: Ollie is drunk. What’s not so certain is whether he’s having a poo or not. The evidence suggests that’s what he set out to do, what with his grundies being round his ankles and that, but we can’t work out why he’s taken his shirt off and left the door open. According to Ollie, the night took a turn for the worst when both his parents walked in on him and his ex-girlfriend bumming, so he got well drunk and then this happened. Good work, dude. Still, no job for you!
Do you live in Thorpe Park? Do you live near Thorpe Park, then? Alright then, Jesus, do you live near a train station of any kind that could plausibly get you there? If so, and you also enjoy the emotion fear and the leisure activity screaming, HOLY TERROR, YOU’RE IN SO MUCH LUCK! At the moment they’re doing Fright Nights, where the park’s open late, populated by beasties and filled with fearsome fog. A couple of us went along last night and it was awesome. If you haven’t been on Saw The Ride, you haven’t lived.
To advance book tickets for Halloween, click here – it’s strictly advances only, due to it clearly being fucking rad.
Fucking hell. More amazingly distressing tales torn from real-life magazines at the beautifully-titled Take A weird Break. Seriously. You need this site in your life.
The lovely lady proudly showing off her, um, tits above is called Erzsebet, possibly the most difficult name to pronounce we’ve ever encountered. It’s like if you were trying to say “Elizabeth”, but you were eating hot chips. She’s yet another of the incredible, always-awesome Suicide Girls. Also, she thinks you look nice today. She told us.
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