Q – What do mind readers put on their bacon sandwiches? A – Derren Brown Sauce.
Q – What do you call mind-reading Girl Guides who are younger than normal Girl Guides? A – Derren Brownies.
Q – What was the name of Hitler’s mind-reading wife? A – Derren Eva Braun.
We’re fucking sorry, we really are.
SHIRTLESS MAN REALLY LOVES HIS NEO GEO COLLECTION
We debated long and hard whether to put this video on the FRONT website. But the more we watched this shirtless dude dance his flabby tits off, the more we thought, ‘Yes, we have to share the pain.’ Be warned: once you’ve seen the crazy nipple tweaks, there’s simply no going back.
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YOU LOVE HER COZ SHE’S DEAD: EXCLUSIVE FREE TRACK
Get a load of the latest vid from Bath’s finest electro-duo You Love Her Coz She’s Dead, who’ve graced FRONT’s sticky pages no less than twice. Frankly, their obsession with horses (see video) is a little weird, but we’ll let that pass.
Plus, as an added bonus, Jay (the boy half of YLHCSD) has only gone and done a bit of a remix of new track Young Tender Hearts Beat Fast especially for the good people of FRONTARMY.co.uk.
Get ya filthy mitts on it here.
Cheers, Jay – you’re a legend. Oh, in case you were wondering, the girl half is Elle, who is fiiiit.
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ALT GIRL DIY: HANNAH-JAY
Name: Hannah-Jay
From: Durham
Age: 18
And just when we thought this was going to be yet another week of pain and sorrow, we remembered the lovely DIY pics that Hannah-Jay sent in. Happy Monday, everyone.
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SUNDAY AFTERNOON DRINKING GAME: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
First off, there has never been a movie poster as great as this in the history of ever. The artist, Drew Struzan, is best known for his work on the Star Wars and Indiana Jones posters, but this is clearly his best work.
Right, that done with, it’s time to get drunk enjoying this hella-fun 1986 classic. Booze rules after the jump. Actually, booze rules most of the time. Ka-ching ka-chong!
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