Do you live in Thorpe Park? Do you live near Thorpe Park, then? Alright then, Jesus, do you live near a train station of any kind that could plausibly get you there? If so, and you also enjoy the emotion fear and the leisure activity screaming, HOLY TERROR, YOU’RE IN SO MUCH LUCK! At the moment they’re doing Fright Nights, where the park’s open late, populated by beasties and filled with fearsome fog. A couple of us went along last night and it was awesome. If you haven’t been on Saw The Ride, you haven’t lived.
To advance book tickets for Halloween, click here – it’s strictly advances only, due to it clearly being fucking rad.
WOW, THAT’S UPSETTING
Fucking hell. More amazingly distressing tales torn from real-life magazines at the beautifully-titled Take A weird Break. Seriously. You need this site in your life.
Leave a reply
CHEERS, DARLIN’ IMAGE OF THE DAY
The lovely lady proudly showing off her, um, tits above is called Erzsebet, possibly the most difficult name to pronounce we’ve ever encountered. It’s like if you were trying to say “Elizabeth”, but you were eating hot chips. She’s yet another of the incredible, always-awesome Suicide Girls. Also, she thinks you look nice today. She told us.
