Did you catch that programme a week or two ago where Fearne Cotton met Peaches Geldof and they minced about for an hour and didn’t really achieve anything other than making them both seem really annoying and dull and utterly pointless in the grand scheme of the universe? Did you notice how much Peaches Geldof said ‘like’? No? Well let this really, really hammer it home, then, like.
NEW ISSUE: BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS ITSELF!
Get your chubby chops round this one: it’s the ball-bustingly grand new issue of FRONT and, good-gravy, it’s piping hot. Not only does it feature Seren, Jessica and Hettie in the most incredible naked party ever, but there’s also tons of shit-hot bands (like Fightstar and Funeral For A Friend), the awesome FRONT end of year awards show-down, plus a chance for you to get drunk with Macaulay Culkin. Seriously, it’s all going on.
Plus, all the usual wicked shit: Alt Girl, sick fashion stuff, a Von spectacular, Sim-Wise, festive drinking games, and, erm, some boy wizards.
Get your hands on it all this Thursday. Ooof.
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GUESS THE COVER GIRLS: A WINNER
Well done to top guessing-bastard Nick Miller, who was the first to correctly predict that Seren, Jessica and Hettie would be gracing the cover of the rad new issue. Beers on the way, Nick, you massive psychic freak.
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ALT GIRL DIY: JAMIE TUFFS
Name: Jamie Tuffs
Age: 19
Hood: Chelmsford
Myspace: myspace.com/jttattoos
What’s your day job: “Right now I’m a tattooist. I love tattoos and piercings.”
Booze of choice: “Archers and lemonade. I absolutely love it.”
First gig: “My Chemical Romance.”
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AT HOME WITH HAWKING
Epic scientist Stephen Hawking isn’t the easiest guy to find. Look around you. Can you see him? No. That’s because he lives in a spaceship and not in your house. Now you can change all that with your own cut out and keep Stephen Hawking, complete with chair and vocoding computer. Amazing. Click above for full-size, more cool stuff at b3ta.com
