[nicked off of Three Frames]
According to this, Nike have applied for a patent for what are pretty much power laces. YES.
Seriously, look at it! We were just enjoying some delicious salt and vinegar snacks in the office when we stumbled upon this bastard. Somewhere in the world right now, crisp-bumming prat Gary Lineker is probably creaming his pants.
Can you beat this? Send your giant foodstuffs to email@example.com and prove it.
She looks like she could certainly use it.
Well, are ya? The August Bank Holiday is looming, which can mean only one thing: it’s time for that annual mash-up of warm beer, rain, and some of the biggest bands around.
To get you in the mood, here’s a little ditty from one of the weekend’s headliners, Blink-182, from a time when they were all fresh-faced and still full of willy and poo jokes.
Let us know if you’re gonna be heading to either site, and remember to Mate In A State the fuck out of your lightweight mates, yeah?