This is the lovely Machete, from the ever-brilliant Suicide Girls. What a name. You can’t see here, because she’s naked, but she’s a SHARP dresser. She’s hard to HANDLE. We reckon with her you’d be constantly on a KNIFE-EDGE. Also, OTHER CRAP KNIFE JOKES.
WHEN ANDREW WK POPPED IN FOR A CHAT
Our favourite person in the world, Andrew WK, popped in recently to make awesome faces and have a bit of a chinwag. If you haven’t seen the results in our latest issue, get down the goddamn shops. While you’re there, pick up the entire Andrew WK back catalogue, and all. The man parties pretty hard.
Warning: this video is dangerously, dangerously amazing.
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BAND OF THE WEEK NO. 6: SUICIDE SILENCE
FREE TRACK! Get yourself a free track from Suicide Silence’s No Time To Bleed by clickety-pointing here
WHO DEY? Mitch, Mark, Chris, Alex and Dan from sunny California, Americaville
Inkier than the back of a pub-toilet door and noisy enough to tear your scrotum open, there’s a lot going on with Suicide Silence. Their last album (their second), No Time To Bleed, had a noise brutal enough to match its title, they’ve recently snaffled the US Golden God Award (Metal Hammer/Revolver magazine) for Best New Talent, and they’re all set to invade this country at the end of the month as support to metal legends Devildriver. They could do with toning down the amount of shit going on with their logo, mind. It’s a step too far, like.
Have yourself a listen to that there MP3 at the top (higher… higher… yep, there) and drop us a line for a chance to win one of two super-special edition copies of No Time To Bleed. Bash an email together to us with ‘Suicide Silence’ in the subject, and we’ll hit you up if you’re a lucky sod of a winner.
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ALT GIRL: TASHA
Name: Tasha
Age: 19
From: Liverpool
Myspace: myspace.com/tashamyspace
Tatts and Piercings: “I have a sugar skull on my foot called Betty and a rose on the other. I’ve also got some snake bite piercings, because I’m well cool!”
Sexy Fact: “I can do the splits and I’m super-bendy. I could tell you more but it’s a secret, so I’ll keep you guys guessing…”
