No need to thank us now. Just pop a tenner in the post, yeah?
Because the chair’s made of vinyl, and that sounds a bit like “final”, and that’s a thing, right? No? Right, you try and come up with an amazing pun headline while looking at nekkid pictures of our beautiful agony aunt Von. It’s very hard. And so is coming up with a headline. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.
EDIT: It’s just been pointed out that this is actually a leather chair. Sorry everyone. Sorry Von. Would you like to come on a picnic with a lovely cake on a pretty summer’s day with us? No?
Hello. We did an interview with these guys just before Sonisphere, and it was meant to go up then, and for some reason it just didn’t. We were probably tired or drunk or confused or something. Sorry, Family Force 5. But here, behold, a five-minute chat with the Atlanta crunksters.
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We used to know a Dutch guy whose dad played the accordion, and woke him up for school every day by busting into his room and shouting “Squeezybox!” and playing it. True story. Anyway, here’s Scorpion playing the Mortal Kombat theme on another, non-Dutch accordion. Unless that’s our mate’s dad dressed as Scorpion, which would be INSANITY.
Lovely stuff. See more of Holly in our new issue, of course, and if you shake it about, you can make her move even more.
This is James Bond as reinterpreted in Indian comics and seemingly lettered by a robot from the 1960s. It’s better than real James Bond. See more awesomeness, including Bond’s impressive description of himself as “I am a karate specialist, good at shooting too”, at Bully’s Comics.