Not only did this video damage our trousers permanently (that’s pants to you U S of A peoples), but its sheer sexiness kinda made us feel sad. Like really wanting an ice cream but the ice cream shop is up some big steps, and you don’t have any legs.
It’s a bloody good video, though, and rest assured, readers, we will be shamefully ripping it off for a future FRONT vid.
This completely rocked our rancid socks on a stupidly cold June morning. It’s a “meditation on violence and visual tropes in the action film genre”, apparently, or, in other words, all the ‘splosions, punches and deaths we know and love in our favourite movies. Enjoy, like.
As if you needed any more reasons to put on some fresh underpants and hop down the shops (or sit with your bum/balls out and buy it online) here’s yet more gentle prodding…
1) Seren, Mellisa, and a big sexy hosepipe
Yep, it’s the sexiest garden party you’ve ever been invited to. Five mind-blowingly sexy girls, loads of water hijinx, and hardly any clothes, all over 18 incredible pages. ‘Nuff said.
2) It will improve YOUR summer by 178%
Need to know how to guarantee sandy sexy-time, be the king of the BBQ, or do all the festivals for free? Yes? Then you need our epic guide to summer in your life.
3)Unmissable fashion stuff
The weather’s getting pretty sweet, so it’s time to give your sexy torso a bit of well-deserved TLC. This month, we bring you the ultimate guide to T-shirts: the ones you own, the ones you need, the ones you’ll probably kill for.
4) You’ll need it to get through the World Cup
Not only is there a big ol’ profile of Lionel Messi for footy-bummers, but there’s also a total bluffers’ guide to the World Cup. It will almost definitely earn you free drinks.
5) There’s tons of new music stuff
Cancer Bats, Rolo Tomassi and newbies The Swellers and Kong all have ace stuff to bring to the table
6) More awesome nakedness than you can shake a nuddy stick at
As well as the mega-naked cover shoot, the rest of the mag is bursting with sexiness too. Stuff like the triumphant return of Daisy, incredible new Alt Girls, Von, Sim-Wise and the obligatory Frankie from The Saturdays pic.
There are, like, 60,000 more reasons, but we wanted you to find out the rest for yourself. Buy it here. Thankyouplease.
The usual barrel of soulless bastards have already started churning out any old football related wank, but this genius design does not fall into that category at all. We want one, please.
Via The Cool Hunter.