Well? Answer the man, damn it!
Okay, so there’s possibly been some, ahem, creative tweaking gone on here, but it’s still pretty fucking rad, right? Prizes to whoever sends us the best video of them trying to copy this sort of hijinx down the local park. Bonus points if it makes the local paper.
Day job: “I’m starting a masters in Porn Studies.”
What’s your favourite album? “Louis XIV’s The Best Little Secrets Are Kept.”
Favourite film? “Shortbus. It combines porn and comedy.”
Perfect night in? “Dancing. It must involve dancing. Lots of dancing.”
Any surprising stuff about you? “I own two poison dart frogs, named Cricket and Cucumber.”
Jodie-Marie’s pics did things to us that we thought weren’t humanly possible. By that, we mean that they made our eyes literally pop out and smash through the magazine. We’re always on the look out for more sexy and cool girls like her, so feel free to bang your pics over to firstname.lastname@example.org
Yeah, so we love a good fighting scene, especially a super realistic, super awesome one like this beauty. And anyone who says there’s something a tad homoerotic about two muscular men ripping their shirts off and pummeling each others’ asses is, er, gay. Actually, we’ll get back to you on that one.