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NINE INCH NAILS WILL OWN SONISPHERE

FRONT took a trip to see Nine Inch Nails on their ‘farewell’ tour* last night, and other than our overly-enthusiastic clapping and the epilepsy-inducing light show, the only thing we can remember of the whole night is how fucking insane Trent Reznor and co are. Honestly, the whole thing was like being buggered in the eyes and kicked in the side of the head, but in the best way imaginable.

Anyway, don’t go and have a cry if you weren’t there, cos NIN are set to make their final** UK festival appearance at Sonisphere on 2 August, and with tickets still being available, you can head along and revel in the noise. Just like everyone at Reading did two years back in that video at the top, look.

Even if you can’t get along to Sonisphere, though, you can follow the action through frontarmy.com, where we’ll again be liveblogging the weekend’s mentalness, albeit a little better than we shambolically did from Download. Stay tuned for more word on that, mofos.

* We don’t believe Trent when he says it’s the last tour
** And it doesn’t matter how many times he says it

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SAMBUCA FAIL

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KITTY AND HER FIT MATES: THE MOVIE

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THAT KID’S OFF HIS TITS

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HITLER LIKES MDMA

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WHAT THE…

We’ve all seen footage of evangelistic preachers whipping churches full of glassy-eyed Americans into Jesus-lovin’ hysteria, but this really does take things to another level – a truly frightening level that makes our teeth itch.

Is this preacher guy drunk? Are the audience drunk? Hypnotised? High? What are they all laughing at? Why does he keep falling over? Is he Joker off Batman in disguise? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

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IT’S THE WEEKEND, LET’S GET DRUNK, PART 26 OF LOTS

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It’s 10 June, 2009. Apparently half of London’s on fire, and we’ve got loads of gin. Plus: people are still going on about Michael pissing Jackson, for fuck’s sake.

The only thing for it is clearly to get so shit-hole fuck-faced, so bad-cock shuttle-dicked, so ham-tray fart-footed that we pass out and wake up somewhere great like Narnia and end up fucking a woman-sized beaver or sword-fighting a lion or something equally brilliant. Seriously though, apparently London’s engulfed in flames. But… but that’s where all our stuff is! Fuck.

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SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND

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