Via Yimmys Yayo
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Via Yimmys Yayo
NEW TANGO PACKAGING: THEY’VE NOT THOUGHT IT THROUGH
Lovely stuff. Via those penny-pinchers at Bitter Wallet.
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IS THIS THE WORST ADVERT EVER?
Yes, yes it is.
When oh when oh when oh when will advertising executives realise that using CGI to make babies dance, grin and gurn like adults isn’t cute or amusing? It’s just massively creepy and it looks like the crazed fever-dream of a wanking, winking paedo. Throw in a fuck-awful cheapo cover version of Rapper’s Delight, and you’ve got probably the worst advert ever made.
And yeah, we realise that by posting the ad up on the FRONT site, we’re basically giving Evian free publicity, so in a way, they’ve won. So let us balance it out by saying this: Evian is made from boiled-up cat-piss and it tastes like your uncle’s balls*.
*LEGAL NOTE: No it isn’t and no it doesn’t, not really. Please don’t set a CGI baby lawyer on us.
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IT’S THE WEEKEND, LET’S GET DRUNK, PART 25 OF LOTS
It’s 3 July, 2009. We’re over halfway through this calendar year and it’s been one disappointment after another. Recession, death, decay, depression, last week’s sexy workie not going out with us… it’s all been awful. It’s best we turn to the booze, the lovely lovely booze and get so pissed that we end up having a fight that involves farting up someone else’s arse for so long that they burp eggy. Also, it’s happening in a circus. Come on everybody, let’s be amazing wizards!
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THESE MEN HAVE DONE THIS THING, LOOK
We live in the future. In the past, if you wanted to hear a record before it was released, you either had to befriend a producer or offer to suck off a delivery man. Now it’s different – Florida hardcore dudes Poison The Well have made their whole new album, The Tropic Rot, available to stream off their MySpace. Click here and go to it, innit. It’s their sixth album, and is out on Monday on Ferret Music. They’re coming over here in November and, if you buy their record, might cheer up a bit. Look at the bloke on the left. He looks like Surly McGrumpington.
