We sweated our bony balls off in the cinema last night at a bit of a preview screening of the new Predators film.
Despite going in there thinking it was going to be a load of gash, it was actually pretty fucking sweet. If it’s fast-paced action and jumpy sci-fi shizzle you’re into, you could do a lot worse than to check this out when it’s at the flicks for real this Thursday 8 July. Plus, Laurence Fishburne is in it, and he’s the fucking bomb, son.
Also, that whole ‘tell someone it’s shit and they might end up being pleasantly surprised’ thing could work in other aspects of your life. Next time you’re chatting up someone of the opposite sex, casually drop into the conversation that you’re a grotesque, inadequate lover. You get the gist.
In cinemas 8 July
4 salty popcorns outta 5