Play tambourine for these motherfuckers and help them conquer the planet.
Anyway, the boys have signed and licked ten copies of the album and would very much like some of you lot to have them. Sound like that’s up your street? Great. Just e-mail us your full name, address and a contact number, with the subject line I BUM OUT OF SIGHT.
Please note: This comp has now closed, and winners will be notified in person and listed below. Cheers to all who entered. Look out for more comps like this soon.
Or just leave it and carry on looking pretty, Faye Tasker. We’re easy.
Here’s disgraced telly-prat Michael Barrymore doing a bizarre (and pretty inappropriate) impression of soccer legend John Barnes. We can’t tell whether this actually happened, or if we’re still in the middle of a twisted nightmare.