A few reviews of shit-sounding (but actually ace) time-travel flick Hot Tub Time Machine, which is in cinemas this Friday 7 May. It’s a good ‘un…
For anyone who doesn’t reside in the sunny UK, a Bank Holiday is a day when everyone in Britain pretends it’s much sunnier than it actually is and freezes their tits off round a decrepit BBQ, before retiring to the lounge where we strip off and ride a drugs-fuelled mirror into space. Here’s an actual photo from the last one.
So, what are you sexy bastards up to today?
Boris Vallejo is amazing. This gallery at io9 has alerted us to that, with his collection of unnecessarily topless warrior women, distressingly hench dudes, and stuff that isn’t cocks but looks like cocks. Enjoy the ridiculous awesomeness.
He’ll love you. We’re sure of it.
Bless you, Tammy, you beautiful slice of sexy brilliance.
Comics supremo Alan Moore has teamed up with, amongst others, Faith No More’s Mike Patton to form a supergroup, according to Bleeding Cool. Amazing. One of the best writers in the world plus one of the greatest front men ever equals fucking amazingness in our book.