Our Editor hasn’t been in the office today, and we feel like the kids who’ve been left home alone by the grown-ups. Not that we’ve been running around and drinking milkshake out of our shoes all day, or anything. Honest. Anyway, someone sent us this giant Batman toy, which is pretty eerie, and looks double creepy when sat behind a desk. Now, will someone please come over and show us how to use the microwave?
Only if she was in a wigwam or a teepee, mind. In-tents, yeah? Amazing. Or, if she was jogging and we abandoned her, someone could be like, “Hey, mate, you’ve left your Injun running”. Christ, you people are hard to please.
If you’re anything like us, you spend your free time running around dressed as a cowboy making pew-pew noises and wearing only a hat and bandana. You’ll be chuffed to know, then, that Red Dead Redemption, the sequel to 2004′s brilliant Wild West shooter Red Dead Revolver, looks a teeny tiny tad skill. Rockstar plus cowboys was never going to equal anything less than ace, though, now was it? Yee-haw! Oh, it’s not out until autumn? Shit. Where’s that hat gone?
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