SPOT THE TYPO

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Amazing.

LOOK-A-LIKEY?

WTF?

There might be a bit of Photoshop trickery going on here, but these pics definitely melted our minds down to nothing but a bubbling poo-brown goo. Can the lovely Dr Richard Hawkins really look exactly like the shrivelled Emma Watson? Hold on, we fucked that one up…

JAPANESE IN BOOB-GROPING ‘SHOCKER’

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Deal Or No Deal is a right load of dull old shit, isn’t it? In fact, so are most British game shows. Our friends in Japan have got the right idea. We have no fucking clue what’s going on here, but it seems to involve fondling and electrocution. Brilliant.

TERMINATOR: THE JUNIOR YEARS

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School was fun, wasn’t it? We’d all make fun of Charlie for his dreadful jumpers, and we’d make jokes about Brian’s faux-snakeskin trousers, and we’d laugh at Terminator for… can’t remember. Maybe he smelled of wee or something.

ALT GIRL: GEORGIA (FOR ST GEORGIA’S DAY)

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AGE: 19
FROM: Berwick, Northumberland
JOB: “I’ve just finished sixth form, so I’m gonna work over the summer to save up money for uni. I want to study psychology – I’m quite in to criminal minds.”
FAVOURITE ALBUM: “Hooray For Boobies, by the Bloodhound Gang”
FIRST GIG: Blink-182
LAST GIG: Linkin Park
WHAT’S ON YOUR MAKE-OUT MIX: Goo Goo Dolls
MYSPACE PROFILE: pl0p_x

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SONISPHERE: THIS WILL BE A BIT GOOD

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Sonisphere looks like it’s going to be a little bit super awesome later this summer, so we’ve tossed our hats in the ring and are full-on getting involved. Expect a big FRONT presence down there in amongst the metal and body-hair. Seriously, that’s one of the hairiest line-ups a festival can have. Mastodon alone have three tonnes of beard. It’s going to be amazing. August 1st and 2nd, Knebworth, awesome, super, great, amazing, well done everybody.