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Them techy-making folk at Philips have been showing off, and have made this wicked time-freeze video which is something to do with clowns robbing a hospital. We think that’s what’s going on, anyway. Whatever, though, it’s fucking mint.
Don’t believe us? Then just take a look at this telegraph sent by Marilyn Monroe back in the olden days. Fruity proof.
Sorry for the slow-down with the number of rad posts. We’re on deadline at the moment trying to finish the next issue – and it takes a lot of time to glue together the pages and colour in all the pics, you know.
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This right here is what’s called a ‘hybrid image’, and was recently created by crafty scientists at Glasgow University. Look at the image from normal sat-at-a-computer distance: on the left, you see an angry old man, and on the right, you see a calm young woman.
Now, step about 12 feet back from the screen – Mr Angry and Miss Calm have swapped places! How does it work? Well, send us a quid and we’ll tell you. Usual address.
(NB: We don’t actually understand how it works, but thanks for the quid anyway.)
You know the film Teen Wolf? Of course you do. If you don’t, you haven’t lived. We’ve just been made aware of this – at the end, during the killer closing track Win In The End, someone goes and gets their cock out. Look at the dude in the red shirt on the left, and the reaction of the girl in white on the right. How did that sneak through? Incredible. We’re off to look for clitorises in Home Alone now.
It’s 17 April, 2009. Just when it looked like spring was here, everything went fucking tits-about-bollocks and turned shite again. Policemen are killing people with sticks, Blazin’ Squad are bringing out new material, our time machine still doesn’t work and nobody’s getting any handsomer. There’s no other option – let’s all get drunk, motherfuckers! Plus, look! Just look at the sheer amount of goodness going on up there! Fuck us with a baby’s rattle, that’s some strong drinking.
Put a plaggy bag over your head because this sexy Kelly video is guaranteed to blow your little minds. Believe us, that can be pretty messy, so best take precautions. We ruined a perfectly good sofa the last time it happened to us – mum was not pleased. Not one bit.
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