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DICK BACK MAN

Snowbombing update: It can be hella hot at the top of the mountain, despite the snow and shit. Thanks to badass Mate in a State skills by his pals, this dude now has a giant penis sunburned into his back. 500 extra points for the jizzy blobs, minus 1000 for the creepy back pubes.

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SNOWBOMBING DAY 4: YOU GOT ME ON MY KNEES

What we learned today: While no shops in Mayrhoffen seem to stock FRONT, the ever trusty Spar does have the rather splendid-looking Laila Magazine, which this month features the beautiful Ingrid, 23, from Salzburg, plus a man who made a life-size replica of his wife out of Bratwursts, then ate it for a bet.

Sausage update: See above.

Crime update: Now our fucking hoody has been nicked. We’ll be fashioning a coat out of old grundies at this rate…

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JESSICA WEEKLEY AND EMILY D IN SEXY VIDEO BRILLIANCE

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NOTHING GAY GOING ON HERE

Snowbombing update: This is our bed in Mayrhoffen. Every night we pull the mattresses as far apart as they’ll go (just over an inch if you pull them forwards a bit first, we measured), and every afternoon when we get back the hotel cleaning lady has pushed them back together. Is she trying to tell us something? What shall we do?

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SEVEN REASONS TO BUY THE NEW ISSUE…

JESSICA WEEKELY & EMILY DIAMOND FRONT MAGAZINE

Behold, Jessica Weekley and Emily Diamond being amazing, times loads, in the mag. BUY OUR MAGAZINE YOU BASTARDS.

Seriously, if you haven’t done so yet, why not run out of the house right now (even if you’ve got no pants on) and buy the latest, greatest issue of FRONT Magazine, priced at a super-reasonable three hundred and eighty pence? It’s AMAZING.

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NO SHIT SHERLOCK

Sherlock HatYou don’t need to be a top detective to work out this hat is ace. It’s the result of two tit-rubbingly brilliant brands with the UK’s Second Son getting together with US boys Durkl and making shit happen. Buy this baby here now!

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