FRONT Magazine

REVEREND AND THE BREAKERS

John McClure

Snowbombing update: John McClure from Reverend and the Makers has massively fucked his shoulder up by being rubbish at skiing.  “It’s pretty fookin’ bad,” he told us. “I ripped all me tendons , and they had to stick a metal plate in me arm. I’m like fookin’ Robocop.”

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SNOWBOMBING DAY 3: MORPH TAKES A DRINK

morph suit

What we learned at Snowbombing today: Even squeeky-voiced plasticine side-kicks enjoy a beer after a hard day falling the fuck over on an icy mountain.

Hangover update: A delicious Austrian pinapple yogurt drink sorts out even the wildest of rumbly heads. It’s called Das Milchparadies, which we hope means The Milky Paradise. Mmmmm.

Sausage Update: No sausage eaten today (so far), although a woman in Spar did make us a sandwich.

What we learned at Snowbombing today:W

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CALLING ALL PERVERTZZZ

VON FRONT MAGAZINE

Got any sex related issues? Denise Robertson off of This Morning won’t help? Then why not ask Front’s resident sexpert Von. Just email your problem to front@frontarmy.com with Help me Von! in the subject line. You grotbag.

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STATE OF THE WORLD TODAY #2

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PURE POETRY FROM THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE

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THINGS WE’D DO IF WE HAD A TIME MACHINE #5

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FIT GIRLS WITH FACIAL HAIR

hot girls with moustaches

Snowbombing fact: You still would, even though they’ve got whopping great moustaches.

Crime Update: After all that bum kissing about everyone being super nice and that, we got our jacket nicked last night, yo.

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MR MOTIVATE YOURSELF

SNOWBOMBING UPDATE: ZOMG! Lycra-loving exercise man Mr Motivator is hanging out here at Snowbombing, and he wants to help you make your life better. Exclusive yet unexciting video. YES!

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