What we learned today: While no shops in Mayrhoffen seem to stock FRONT, the ever trusty Spar does have the rather splendid-looking Laila Magazine, which this month features the beautiful Ingrid, 23, from Salzburg, plus a man who made a life-size replica of his wife out of Bratwursts, then ate it for a bet.
Sausage update: See above.
Crime update: Now our fucking hoody has been nicked. We’ll be fashioning a coat out of old grundies at this rate…
Bloody hell. Jessica Weekley and Emily D prove yet again how amazing they are. Music is Poledancer by Redtrack, as specifically requested by Jess.
Snowbombing update: This is our bed in Mayrhoffen. Every night we pull the mattresses as far apart as they’ll go (just over an inch if you pull them forwards a bit first, we measured), and every afternoon when we get back the hotel cleaning lady has pushed them back together. Is she trying to tell us something? What shall we do?
Behold, Jessica Weekley and Emily Diamond being amazing, times loads, in the mag. BUY OUR MAGAZINE YOU BASTARDS.
Seriously, if you haven’t done so yet, why not run out of the house right now (even if you’ve got no pants on) and buy the latest, greatest issue of FRONT Magazine, priced at a super-reasonable three hundred and eighty pence? It’s AMAZING.
Anyone want to do some work for us? We don’t look like this, by the way – it’s the people off Mad Men. Details after the jump.
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