FRONT Magazine

SEND US AN ANGEL AND WIN A CRATE OF BREWDOG

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It’s the fourth of December – is anyone feeling Christmassy yet? We’re fucking not, due to having the world’s crappest-looking Christmas tree. It’s a right piece of shit, it really is. This turd above is genuinely nicer than the pile of fuck we’ve got in the corner of the office.

So we need your help. We need you to send us an angel to go on the top of it and brighten the place up a bit. Whoever sends us the most bad-ass one by the end of next week gets a delicious crate of Brewdog FRONT Brew. Post ‘em to Emergency Angel Appeal, FRONT Magazine, 2nd Floor, 2-4 Noel Street, London, W1F 8GB. Only one winner. Our decision is final. No nailbombs etc etc etc.

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LOOK AT THIS HAPPY LADY

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This is Azumi Harusaki. She is from Japan, and enjoys swimming. She is very smiley. She is nice. We would like to be her friend. We can’t swim though. This makes us sad.
[Nicked off the very NSFW Idols69]

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PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS + THE SIMPSONS + ANDREW WK = AMAZING

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True dat. For the final episode of The SImpsons’ 20th season, our favourite dude in the world is teaming up with awesome hipple-hopplers People Under The Stairs to re-record the world’s best-loved theme tune, complete with singing, scatting and scratching. If this is anything less than amazing, we’ll eat someone else’s hat.
(Justification of why Andrew WK is our favourite dude in the world can be found here.)

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OMG! MY TOP IS, LIKE, TOTALLY BROKEN PIC OF THE DAY

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8-BIT LUNACY

Mind-blowing, both in its brilliance and in trying to understand where some people get the time to make things like this.

Big-up to the lovely charlielesbianhairroo on the FRONT forum for pointing this out.

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IN YOUR FACE AND ON YOUR DESKTOP: SEXY SEREN WALLPAPER

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Cheer up another grim’n'grey day by plastering your computermable desktop with everyone’s favourite Welsh cover girl Seren. Do so, and do so now: that pose hurts her legs, and she can’t do it all day long, you know. Point your mouse-clicker below, like.

Seren Wallpapers

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ROCK AROUND THE CRIMBO TREE

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You want guitar? You want free? Then get yourself over to Asos tomorrow (Friday 4th), where filling your stockings with festive Fly 53 goodness will put you in the (Santa) hat to snare this sexy axe.

So, to recap for those confuzzled:
1) Go to Asos on Friday. That’s here. Or here.
2) Buy some lovely Fly 53 goodies. You’ll even get free postage.
3) Sit back with your fingers, toes and willy cross in anticipation at you being the lucky sod.

G’luck, mofos…

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FANCY A KISS?

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