Holy cats, books are silly things. Check out more upsetting/awful/amazing tomes at Awful Library Books.
Unfortunately we’ve lost the source of this, which is a shame, as it’s fucking brill. If anyone knows who’s responsible for this treasure, let us know.
It’s the fourth of December – is anyone feeling Christmassy yet? We’re fucking not, due to having the world’s crappest-looking Christmas tree. It’s a right piece of shit, it really is. This turd above is genuinely nicer than the pile of fuck we’ve got in the corner of the office.
So we need your help. We need you to send us an angel to go on the top of it and brighten the place up a bit. Whoever sends us the most bad-ass one by the end of next week gets a delicious crate of Brewdog FRONT Brew. Post ‘em to Emergency Angel Appeal, FRONT Magazine, 2nd Floor, 2-4 Noel Street, London, W1F 8GB. Only one winner. Our decision is final. No nailbombs etc etc etc.
This is Azumi Harusaki. She is from Japan, and enjoys swimming. She is very smiley. She is nice. We would like to be her friend. We can’t swim though. This makes us sad.
[Nicked off the very NSFW Idols69]
True dat. For the final episode of The SImpsons’ 20th season, our favourite dude in the world is teaming up with awesome hipple-hopplers People Under The Stairs to re-record the world’s best-loved theme tune, complete with singing, scatting and scratching. If this is anything less than amazing, we’ll eat someone else’s hat.
(Justification of why Andrew WK is our favourite dude in the world can be found here.)