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Fucking hell. More amazingly distressing tales torn from real-life magazines at the beautifully-titled Take A weird Break. Seriously. You need this site in your life.
The lovely lady proudly showing off her, um, tits above is called Erzsebet, possibly the most difficult name to pronounce we’ve ever encountered. It’s like if you were trying to say “Elizabeth”, but you were eating hot chips. She’s yet another of the incredible, always-awesome Suicide Girls. Also, she thinks you look nice today. She told us.
The funny bit is where it all goes wrong.
Japan, a land where radioactive monsters attack on a daily basis, technology is so advanced that people have the internet grafted onto their foreheads, and incredibly fit girls hang around on beaches in bikinis rubbing ice all over their bodies trying to get some sweets or other such shit out of the melting block. Why can’t the whole world be like this? Why? WHY?
Like films? Like free shit? Then looky here, square eyes, cos some nice people at Lionsgate are offering FRONTARMY users an ass-load of free tickets to go see forthcoming Michael Caine vigilante flick Harry Brown. We’ve seen it, and it’s fucking immense.
There’s no catch, no one’s going to ask for money and no one’s getting set up and bummed. It’s on Monday 2 November at 7pm – all’s you gotta do is go to seefilmfirst.com and enter code 923199
Participating Showcase cinemas are listed after the jolly jump.
Harry Brown is in cinemas nationwide from 11 November.
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