Three girls, taking their clothes off while playing the greatest consoles that did ever exist. Yeah, that sounds fun – and what do you know, we’ve only gone and photographed it all.
From the FRONT archive, we bring you this awesome sexy gaming-girls shoot, guaranteed to press all the right buttons. Even the big red flashing one labelled “DO NOT PRESS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!”
Gallery after the jump. Check it out… »
Bruce Dickinson out of Iron Maiden is the coolest man in the world, because he’s a rock star who is also a pilot and a fencer. To celebrate the release of Maiden’s new film Flight 666, some techy people have made this game, which is ace – you fly around the world dropping speakers near people to turn them into Maiden fans using the power of rock (and the X key). Amazing.
The answer is, “Yes, it’s not only the best USB stick ever, it’s also probably the single greatest object to have been created since man first came down from the trees.”
For anyone too young/not geeky enough to know who that robo-panther right there is, that’s Ravage out of Transformers, that is. Back in the ’80s he used to turn into a cassette (for some reason that escapes us now), but now that we all live in the future he folds up into a working 2GB USB memory-stick.
This genius piece of plastic wonderment won’t hit the shops until September, and it’ll set you back a steep £25 – although, to be honest, it could cost £250 and we’d still fucking buy one.
FRONT went to see Terminator: Salvation last night. Here is our considered review of it.
GOOD: There are some proper gnarly robots, and plenty of shit blowing up. Plus, everything’s nicely grim and post-apocalyptic – there are no cringe-inducing bits where someone says “Hasta la vista, baby!” or does a thumbs-up as they’re being lowered into molten-hot bubbling metal. And it’s definitely better than Terminator 3.
BAD: It doesn’t make a fat lot of sense at times, and it’s kind of hard to give a toss about any of the characters. And there aren’t any bits as cool as when Arnie’s picking off police cars from five stories up in Terminator 2.
OUR SCIENTIFIC CONCLUSION: It’s just about worth seeing – just don’t expect the world. Do expect the end of the world, though! Hahahaha. Yes.
Hey dude, this is, like, almost educational – if only we could, like, roll it up and smoke it. It’s also the promo trailer for the new season of Weeds, which is a pretty fucking good show, by the way, if you’ve missed it or been too stoned to turn on the telly.