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THE LION KING WAS NOT A WORK OF FICTION

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THIS IS JUST QUITE INTERESTING, Y’KNOW?

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This is a Rorschach test, one of those inkblots that psychiatrists get you to look at and interpret if you’re a bit of a psycho. A rogue doctor named James Heilman has been all renegadey and posted all ten of the standard Rorschach images on Wikipedia, opening up a whole fucking kettle of fish and upsetting a lot of people. If you think you’re likely to be seen as a psycho at any point in the future, it might be worth reading through them and rehearsing pretending to see what safe, non-insane people see. We’re sorry if this seems a bit dorky, it’s just really interesting. Also, we’re all pretty hungover and barely clinging onto reality today. You dig?

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HELLO ROSIE JONES

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Happy Monday, everyone. If we had the time and money, we’d arrange to have tins of Quality Street sent round your houses, but we have neither. Have yourself this lovely Rosie Jones gallery instead. Because we love you, and all that.

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BAND OF THE WEEK NO. 1: TUBELORD

FREE DOWNLOAD! Get your ears a free track from Tubelord’s forthcoming album, Our First American Friends, by clickety-clicking below
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WHO DEY? Dave, Joe and Sean, from Kingston
WHEN FORMED? 2006
SOUND LIKE: They sum it up pretty well themselves: “Pop songs for indie kids”. Stop-start, quiet-LOUD indie for spinning around and dancing like a mental to until you sick up loads of Wotsits and Panda Cola comes out of your nose and then that pretty girl from your maths class smiles at you and you go all red and feel a strange twitching in your cock. That kind of thing.
FOR FANS OF: Dananananaykroyd, Death Cab For Cutie, Biffy Clyro
ON TOUR: Through October with This Town Needs Guns
MORE: MySpace / Hassle Records

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SUNDAY AFTERNOON FILM DRINKING GAME: ROBOCOP

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Right, we’re trying something new out. Ideally, every Sunday we’ll bring you a drinking game based on a film that we assume most people own or can pick up for a couple of quid. That’s the idea, anyway. How fucking hard could it be? We thought we’d get the ball rolling with Robocop, because it’s FUCKING RAD. Rules after the jump.
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HAPPY WEEKEND, HERE’S A DOG

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See you on the other side, A-holes. Also, check back here on Sunday for a new feature that may or may not be amazing. Probably amazing. Definitely, actually. It’ll definitely be amazing. Like, don’t set your hopes super-high, but be fully prepared for amazingness. Wear a helmet. Right, we’re off down the boozer. Have a good’n. We love you.

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VIKKI BLOWS – LORD ALMIGHTY

Vikki Blows: a girl so fit she could make Usain Bolt feel like a flabby 45-year-old darts player with a gammy leg. As you’re probably already aware, Miss Blows is the star of a show-stoppingly sexy photo-shoot in the latest issue of FRONT – and if you’d like to see some stupidly erotic behind-the-scenes footage of that shoot, you ought to have a click on the video above.

You’re probably not all that interested though, are you? Yeeeah, why would anybody want to see that? Silly for us to even ask, really. Move along now, nothing to see here.

Ace music by ATTACK! ATTACK!

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NICE DOOR, DARLIN’ PIC OF THE DAY

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