FRONT Magazine

VIKKI BLOWS – LORD ALMIGHTY

Vikki Blows: a girl so fit she could make Usain Bolt feel like a flabby 45-year-old darts player with a gammy leg. As you’re probably already aware, Miss Blows is the star of a show-stoppingly sexy photo-shoot in the latest issue of FRONT – and if you’d like to see some stupidly erotic behind-the-scenes footage of that shoot, you ought to have a click on the video above.

You’re probably not all that interested though, are you? Yeeeah, why would anybody want to see that? Silly for us to even ask, really. Move along now, nothing to see here.

Ace music by ATTACK! ATTACK!

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NICE DOOR, DARLIN’ PIC OF THE DAY

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OLD MAGAZINES WERE FUCKING LOADS OF FUN

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“Sorry, busty wench, looks like I’m going to have to leave you to these denim-wearing natives. My fucking bulldozer’s out of control and I’ve driven it into the fucking sea.”
Amazing. He’s definitely pissed.

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AVATAR: HMM…


James ‘I’m The King Of The World’ Cameron, of Titanic and Terminator fame, has been working on this film for 15 years. We were really looking forward to seeing more of it, and call us jaded, but we’re pretty underwhelmed by the trailer. The 3-D and stuff’s meant to be shit-hot, so we’re not gonna judge it entirely based on a little embedded Flash window, but we’re still a little let down. Jimbo’s not made a decent film since True Lies, really (Titanic was a big old load of shit apart from the bloke bouncing off the propellor), so hopefully we’re completely wrong and Avatar’ll turn out amazing. Thoughts?

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FUCK YEAH, SEXY A-LEVELS!

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The best thing about exam results coming out is always the way newspapers get overexcited printing pictures of sexy girls getting their grades. This year, someone’s decided to collect them all, with the awesomely-titled Fuck Yeah, Sexy A-Levels, a celebration of this great British tradition. Fantastic.

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PARK-BASED NONCES: A WARNING

Sorry we haven’t been very attentive this week readers, we’re currently just finishing up another issue of Britain’s Funniest, Frothiest, Floppiest and Frumpiest Magazine, so bear with us.

In the meantime, don’t wonder off up the park by yourself and get bummed in the arsehole by a lurking beardy paedo with lusty eyes and steamed-up glasses. Please, please watch the helpful video above, and remember – stay safe!

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STACEY: SEXY FRONT GALLERY

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Name: Stacey
From: Devon
Age: 21
Those of you with eagle eyes will notice that the ludicrously pretty Stacey has some amazing pics in this month’s issue of FRONT, and here’s a few more for you. Now go and do something about those eagle eyes, you bird-faced freak.

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CRUMBS!

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