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IT’S THE WEEKEND, LET’S GET DRUNK, PART 30 OF 30

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It should be part 31, but last weekend we got so drunk before the weekend began that we couldn’t herald the arrival of the weekend with an “It’s the weekend” weekend thing. Weekend. It’s 14 August, 2009. Despite occasionally claiming to be adults, over the past few days we’ve spent so much money in the Trocadero playing the Rambo game and Buck Hunt it’s not even funny. We should never have moved offices. We’re all going to die penniless, lying damply on the arcade floor and sobbing, surrounded by ten-year-olds on day trips stepping over our sweaty limbs.
Only one thing for it, really. We’re going to take to the drink. We’re going to get stupidly bollocksed on ridiculous booze, drinking continually until that picture above begins to make sense. Seriously, what the shit’s going on there? We’d like to ask Miley Cyrus, because that would entail interacting with Miley Cyrus, and that would be just lovely.
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MAN RUNNING AWAY FROM CAMERA

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This blokey sets his camera timer to two seconds, then tries to leg it as far as he can before the shutter goes shut. He’s been doing it for three years, all over the world. It’s kinda pointless, but then it’s also kinda mesmeric in a way that only a bloke running away from a camera can be.

Check out his blog: Running From Camera.

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ALT GIRL DIY PICS: LEAH EVANS

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Name: Leah Evans
From: Southend-on-Sea
Tell us about your ace tattoos… I have the Eye of Horus on my left wrist, a scarab on the bottom of my neck, and a half girl/half skull on my right arm.
What’s your favourite album? Blackbird by Alter Bridge.
What’s the best thing ever? I can’t live without nice lingerie and a good old cup of tea.

We like Leah a lot, in a sort of real-life manga-girl way. Expect to see more of her in the mag very soon, and a little bit more of her below.

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JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE MENTAL, VOLUME A MILLION

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WE REALLY LOVE THIS MAN

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RAISE YOUR ROCK FINGERS…

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Les Paul, the inventor of music and the guitar, has died. He was cruelly taken from us at the age of 94 – but you know what they say, the best die young. Er, hold on, that doesn’t really apply here.

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NEW PARAMORE: SNEAK PEEK

Ahh, Hayley, beautiful Hayley – how we love your flame-headed brilliance. Your band’s pretty damn special as well, you know. It’s not just all about you. We like the men too. Er…

Anyway, Paramore return in September with a new shit-hot album (28 September, like) and this new track Ignorance (14 September, innit), and both are as lovely and perfect and wonderful as Hayley. Ahh, Hayley, beautiful Hayley…

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METALLICA’S JAMES HETFIELD: EXCLUSIVE SHOOT

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