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There’s nothing like going to a colossal amount of effort in order to achieve shockingly little. Really brings a tear to your eye.
It should be part 31, but last weekend we got so drunk before the weekend began that we couldn’t herald the arrival of the weekend with an “It’s the weekend” weekend thing. Weekend. It’s 14 August, 2009. Despite occasionally claiming to be adults, over the past few days we’ve spent so much money in the Trocadero playing the Rambo game and Buck Hunt it’s not even funny. We should never have moved offices. We’re all going to die penniless, lying damply on the arcade floor and sobbing, surrounded by ten-year-olds on day trips stepping over our sweaty limbs.
Only one thing for it, really. We’re going to take to the drink. We’re going to get stupidly bollocksed on ridiculous booze, drinking continually until that picture above begins to make sense. Seriously, what the shit’s going on there? We’d like to ask Miley Cyrus, because that would entail interacting with Miley Cyrus, and that would be just lovely.
Creepiest advert ever after the jump.
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This blokey sets his camera timer to two seconds, then tries to leg it as far as he can before the shutter goes shut. He’s been doing it for three years, all over the world. It’s kinda pointless, but then it’s also kinda mesmeric in a way that only a bloke running away from a camera can be.
Check out his blog: Running From Camera.
Name: Leah Evans
Tell us about your ace tattoos… I have the Eye of Horus on my left wrist, a scarab on the bottom of my neck, and a half girl/half skull on my right arm.
What’s your favourite album? Blackbird by Alter Bridge.
What’s the best thing ever? I can’t live without nice lingerie and a good old cup of tea.
We like Leah a lot, in a sort of real-life manga-girl way. Expect to see more of her in the mag very soon, and a little bit more of her below.
RoboGeisha. Yep, it’s a geisha who’s a robot, innit. Fill your boots.
Yes, it’s Andrew WK again. What can we say? The dude rules.