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Emily’s alter-ego Laser Bear is a dangerous beast. You can watch her wrestle a bear HERE. It’s amazing.
There’s a possibility we never posted this mind-invertingly sexy EMILY ‘Laser Bear’ JOHNSTON video from issue 171‘s cover shoot. Why didn’t we? What were we thinking? She’s wrestling a tiger for fucks sake. It’s SO GOOD. SO SO GOOD.
Christ on a bicycle, it’s cold out this morning. If only there was something that could warm the cockles and thaw out those frosty balls today. Something like a dead amazing magazine full of awesome shit and sexy girls. If only, eh? Anyway, here’re four reasons why you need to buy the CURRENT INCREDIBLE ISSUE […]