So this is amazing. The Tumblr If It Were Stine reimagines classic horror films as though they were entries in R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps series, which as everyone knows, was the greatest literary thingie of all time. (We’re not boasting, but we definitely had shits that took two books to get through.) Follow it!
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