Can’t be arsed with newsagents, eh? We don’t blame you, our local one is run by an overly-friendly gentlemen who never buttons up the front of his trousers and insists we purchase everything from the bottom shelf…
Do you want FRONT delivered without fail, every time, to the door of your house/flat/box/cage while you await eagerly jumping up and down clapping your tiny hands like a special needs monkey? HOLY GOD, YOU ARE IN SUCH A LOT OF LUCK.
- 13 magnificent issues of our lovely magazine delivered to your door
- Discreet packaging
(so pesky neighbours/mums can’t see the glory that hides within, and nick it)
- A saving of loads of £s or €s or $s
- The free gift of the month
(UK only and only if you’re quick enough, numbers are limited)
WTF are you waiting for?