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HOLY SHIT!! I feel like at some point over the past month a lunatic scientist managed to distil the essence of PURE-PARTY and inject it into my spinal column! It’s been intense, have you missed me? Probably not. Have you missed hearing about the most unreal kickass bands in the whole world, before anyone else? […]
FRONT is delighted, fucking delighted to be involved in this year’s Crossfire Halloween Massacre. Every time we’ve been it’s been the drunkest party in the world, and we’re determined to make sure it keeps that title. A limited number of £8 earlybird tickets have just been released (get ‘em here) and you could do a […]
Fuck clippers. If you’re going to bother to cut the hedge at all, you may as well do it properly, with a hillbilly/chainsaw/rope combination. Next weekend we’re going to hire a pro wrestler to mow the lawn using C4 explosives. Should keep the grass at bay for at least a month.
…she can stand on her tiptoes and stretch up and touch the ceiling (kinda.) She also looks very pretty while she’s at it. We love her x