Thumbs up. I like the sound of that. Enforced drinking is the best kind.
A man farting into a megaphone?
Eurgh… although, that would actually be pretty funny. Thumbs up!
Having a bath of hamburgers?
How disgusting would that be? I’ll pass, cheers. Thumbs down.
Pint-sized and perfect, the delicious Miss Blows has graced our cover an impressive five times, and arguably gets fitter every time. She likes Slayer, doesn’t like Timmy Mallett, and says she’d be impressed by a man with tits tattooed on his chest. Amazing. She’s amazing.
VIKKI BLOWS KEEPS HER FINGERS CROSSED Slayer’s biggest fan, Vikki Blows, is so metal she rusts in the rain. Check out more of Vikki HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
THREE'S COMPANY WITH VIKKI BLOWS Last night must have been heavier than we thought… we’re seeing triple. Catch more of Vikki Blows HERE. And you can buy this incredible picture as an A1 poster HERE. Your room will look 300% sexier. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
WE CAN SEE YOU, VIKKI BLOWS! That spot there probably ranks in our top ten worst hiding places ever, right after ‘behind a twig’, ‘under a crisp packet’ and ‘inside your own jumper’. Still, Vikki is helluva sexy, right? Loads more Vikki Blows HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+