Von
Is wanking over someone else cheating?
No, absolutely not. But do yourself a favour and don’t tell your girlfriend you’ve done it.
Is it OK to grope random people in big crowds?
I hate repulsive cock monkeys like you.
Do tattoos put off posh birds?
No way. As a general rule, the posher the girl, the more she craves a bit of rough.
As part of her monthly FRONT column, Aunt Agony, Von has been running the rule over your sex-related issues for longer than our alcohol problem allows us to remember. Like we say in the mag, “She doesn’t beat around the bush, unless she’s had a few pints and feels a bit playful,” which occurs really quite often, by all accounts. Before said ventures, Von tends to love randomly dressing up as a zombie for a night out, which is fucking ace, to be fair.
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LOOK AT THAT DIRTY STUFFED BEAR PERVING AT VON
Look, there he is, up on that fireplace looking directly at Von‘s behind. Filthy yellow bastard. See lots more Von on her FRONT profile HERE.
FRONT LOVES THE HUNDREDS AND A NAKED VON
Last week, it would have been safe to say that we loved The Hundreds. Now that’s changed. We don’t love them any more. We FUCKING love them. We love them right in the face. Times fifty. It probably has something to do with them sending us the bestest care package ever, helping us idiots in [...]
STOP! DROP EVERYTHING! GO FIND THE NEW AMAZING ISSUE OF FRONT, OUT TODAY!
Grab a pen and paper, a spray can and a wall or just a tattoo machine and your forehead, because right now you need to make a note of the fact that today, the day that FRONT issue 166 landed, is the day your life changed for the better. We’re back with a double team [...]
VON IS IN THE REDDEST OF RED LEGGINGS AND NOT MUCH ELSE
More Von here, you lucky bastards.
FRONT’S ADVENT CALENDAR, DAY SEVENTEEN: VON, HER BRAIN-TESTING UNDERWEAR AND 50% OFF SIN STAR CLOTHING
It’s fucking inevitable that the big fat bearded present-man Santa is going to drop a Rubik’s Cube or one of those effin’ annoying mind-game things into our stocking on 25 Dec. Clearly he hasn’t been watching us all year like Mum said, ‘cos he’d know we can’t be arsed with them, and would rather a [...]
soctsman
April 29, 2011
the things i would do for von…the things i would let her do to me, just for von
Me
May 3, 2011
Jesus H Christ, but is there a hotter dirtier minx than Von? I’m off to knock one out
GrotIsHotScott
May 6, 2011
Bang’tidy like an ocd suicide bomber, chaaaa’
It took me a whole minute to think that one up, I’m proud, bask in my glory!
Hannah
June 25, 2011
She is insanely hot…i have had some very naughty thoughts over this girl!
marina
June 29, 2011
so. fucking. hot.
namık
October 15, 2011
where is your column that you gives sex advices ? i wanna ask some questions
Elizabeth
January 4, 2012
oh holly shit
georgeous
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