Is wanking over someone else cheating?
No, absolutely not. But do yourself a favour and don’t tell your girlfriend you’ve done it.
Is it OK to grope random people in big crowds?
I hate repulsive cock monkeys like you.
Do tattoos put off posh birds?
No way. As a general rule, the posher the girl, the more she craves a bit of rough.
As part of her monthly FRONT column, Aunt Agony, Von has been running the rule over your sex-related issues for longer than our alcohol problem allows us to remember. Like we say in the mag, “She doesn’t beat around the bush, unless she’s had a few pints and feels a bit playful,” which occurs really quite often, by all accounts. Before said ventures, Von tends to love randomly dressing up as a zombie for a night out, which is fucking ace, to be fair.
Recent posts featuring Von
- VON IS SHOCKED BY HOW GOOD LOOKING YOU ARE
Oh wait she’s just looking in a mirror. She’s shocked at how good looking SHE is. So are we, to be honest. Check out more of Von HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- ELLE EST TRÈS VON
Très, très Von. Fin. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- IT'S THE ENCYCLOPEDIA VONTANNICA
Are they encyclopedias? Our eyes aren’t too good, and there’s something in front of them distracting us. Check more of Von HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- VON IS ABOUT TO BE STRUCK OFF
That is most definitely an inappropriate way to behave as a dentist. You know, because of the light. It looks like a dentist’s light? No? YOU DO BETTER THEN! Check out more of Von HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- VON NEEDS TO STOP TAP DANCING IN HEELS
Look what she’s done to the floor. Good luck getting your deposit back. See more of Von HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+