Is wanking over someone else cheating?
No, absolutely not. But do yourself a favour and don’t tell your girlfriend you’ve done it.
Is it OK to grope random people in big crowds?
I hate repulsive cock monkeys like you.
Do tattoos put off posh birds?
No way. As a general rule, the posher the girl, the more she craves a bit of rough.
As part of her monthly FRONT column, Aunt Agony, Von has been running the rule over your sex-related issues for longer than our alcohol problem allows us to remember. Like we say in the mag, “She doesn’t beat around the bush, unless she’s had a few pints and feels a bit playful,” which occurs really quite often, by all accounts. Before said ventures, Von tends to love randomly dressing up as a zombie for a night out, which is fucking ace, to be fair.
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Recent posts featuring Von
- IT'S THROWBACK THURSDAY! HERE'S A LOOK BACK AT FRONT 134
Because we’re so hip and down with the internet, we’re doing another one of those Throwback Thursday galleries for you lucky sods. By now you’ve travelled back to FRONT 164, FRONT 174 and FRONT 136 – but how about FRONT 134! We’ve put together a frankly stoopid-sexy gallery of Jess Weekley, Hannah Martin, Von, Tasha and Seren. This […]
- IT'S A SPOOKY THROWBACK TO FRONT 174
Have you noticed how SPOOOOOOOOOKY it is today? That’s because all the ghosts and goolies (is that the right word?) are coming out today aren’t they? BECAUSE IT’S HALLOWEEN!! So to celebrate the best day of the year, we thought we’d give you a sweet Throwback Thursday treat – last year’s awesome Halloween issue featuring […]
- THROWBACK THURSDAY: ISSUE 136 FEAT ROSIE JONES AND EMILY LASER
The rest of the internet seems to love Throwback Thursday, so we thought we’d get in on it – every so often, on the day named after the Norse god of thunder, we’ll be bringing you previously-unseen gold from the archives. We’re starting with issue 136, full of autumnal goodness and available for a colossal […]
- VON IS A LA-Z-GIRL
Ok, she’s not at all, apologies. But she can have that brand name for free if she wants. We’d buy that chair for all of our money… Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Tumblr
- THE LONDON TATTOO CONVENTION IS NEXT WEEK
If you’re a fan of FRONT you’re most likely a fan of tattoos, right? Well get your inky arse along to the ninth annual London Tattoo Convention next weekend. All the details are in the flyer above but if you need more convincing Charlotte Moran and the Fuel Girls will be performing. There’s over 300 […]