Apparently we’re drunker than previously thought or there’s two Mels. Either way we’re happy!
See more of Mel HERE.
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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! If you’re reading this on Christmas Day then you’ve made the right decision of ignoring your drunken nan and reading the best website in the world. As a thank you here’s a special Christmas gallery from the Queen Of Alt Girls – Mel Clarke! You didn’t think we’d sack off the last […]
“It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents” say the guys in Blink 182 and we have to agree. We would have wrapped them all and bunged them under the tree before cracking open the Buck’s Fizz… if we hadn’t been mesmerised by this video of Mellisa Clarke from FRONT 189. We’ve had […]
Yeah, it’s Sunday 15th December and you still haven’t bought any fucking presents you awful person. Mind you, it’s looking a bit cold outside, and you’ve got all that other important stuff to do – right? You might as well just stay in with the stunning Mel Clarke as she makes your screen look at […]
Oh Mellisa Clarke we love you. We love you so much that even when you’re riding a rocket on the cover of FRONT 189 you still look sexy as hell. But as we all know, videos are better than pictures and that’s why we’ve put together this special one from Mel’s superhot covershoot. It’s the […]
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No… it’s Mellisa Clarke riding a fucking rocket in FRONT 189! Where else are you going to see the Queen Of Alt Girls doing that, eh? Well you better go and grab a copy of this Alt Girl-tastic issue as quick as possible. It’s not just Mel we’re shouting […]
Mel’s already so bloody drunk she’s forgotten how to eat cake but fuck it, it’s her birthday! Happy birthday Mel! We’ll be round later to play musical chairs and pass the parcel or whatever you do these days. We don’t get invited to many parties. Check out more of Mel HERE. And the best video […]